“Hey my name is Book Obsessed Loser and ….
Sometime I’m happy…. And the next second, I’m ready to break some sh*t.
And it’s all because of reading!
I remember I was reading in my room, it was a really good book, and the main characters were expressing their epic declaration of love….it was a very intense moment!! And once they were finally about to kiss…. I was interrupted, by my mother.
Now, I love my mother, w/ all my heart, but she just disrupted a very intense moment in my reading….totally ruined the moment for me!
And I was pissed!
I went all types of silent gangsta in my room!
I was ready to break sh*t! I wanted to throw my book across the room!
I wanted to, but I didn’t…
Like I said it was a very intense moment….
I know what you’re thinking…
“Why so angry, Book Obsessed Loser?”
Because no matter how many times I’ll re-read this book, feelings and built up emotion will never compare to the 1st (almost) time….
I’m a horrible pet owner
Doggy wants to play!
Doggy wants attention!
Doggy has to go potty!
Me: Go in the corner, I’ll clean later…
I’LL SACRIFE MY HAPPINESS JUST SO YOU CAN GO POTTY!
I’m a terrible friend….
Friend: I’m pregnant and I don’t know what to do….
Me: Katniss had to go in to the hunger games… I’m sure you’ll be fine.
Friends: Hey, were all going out later, do you want to come?
Me: Hmmm? Hang out with friends or break in to Gringotts with Harry and his friends… I’ll pick Gringotts!
Tell me to do something… and I will never get done!
I’m so immersed in reading to take time out, for your mundane task….
So, to wrap this up… I’m unstable, a horrible pet owner, a terrible friend, and unreliable….and it’s all b/c of reading
But do I quit?
I rather read, than become a better person…
Wow that’s sound terrible…
Thank you for listening.
The Book Obsessed Loser