It started off as a knock knock joke….

 

Scene 1

 

Mysterious Knocker: "Knock Knock"

Me: "Who’s there?"

Mysterious Knocker: "Your TBR"

Me: "My T. B. R?....oh Sh*t"

Scene 2

 

Me: "My, what a big pile you are…."

TBR: "ALL THE BETTER FROM YOU TO CHOOSE FROM!"

Me: "Oh sh*t"

Scene 3

 

Me: "Well, this book is a little too middle grade, and this book is a little too adult…so this book, will be jussst riiight!"

BREAKING NEWS!

From the book community

“This new book is amazing!”                 “Page turner”

     “ Awesome!”

                                       “Fantastic!”

                           “It’s a must read!!!!!”

“STOP reading the book your reading now, READ THIS!”

Me:(Thinking aloud), "That new book has such a shiny cover!"

….

Me: "I MUST READ IT NOW!"

TBR: