It started off as a knock knock joke….
Scene 1
Mysterious Knocker: "Knock Knock"
Me: "Who’s there?"
Mysterious Knocker: "Your TBR"
Me: "My T. B. R?....oh Sh*t"
Scene 2
Me: "My, what a big pile you are…."
TBR: "ALL THE BETTER FROM YOU TO CHOOSE FROM!"
Me: "Oh sh*t"
Scene 3
Me: "Well, this book is a little too middle grade, and this book is a little too adult…so this book, will be jussst riiight!"
…
BREAKING NEWS!
From the book community
“This new book is amazing!” “Page turner”
“ Awesome!”
“Fantastic!”
“It’s a must read!!!!!”
“STOP reading the book your reading now, READ THIS!”
…
Me:(Thinking aloud), "That new book has such a shiny cover!"
….
Me: "I MUST READ IT NOW!"
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TBR:
